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foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

(Source: krakenguts)

vulnerablx:

happens everything time

harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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baremidriffs3:

stop


please
fromdirectorstevenspielberg:

Tom Gauld's wonderful 'Jaws Reboot Possibilities' comic strip for the 30th August 2014 edition of The Guardian.
stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

"Some white people are so privileged, they expect sympathy for their guilt."

- (via smidgetz)

(Source: niggaimdeadass)

"Some names will always taste bitter."

- 6 Word Poem About Love, by Devyn Springer  (via fawun)
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